Tongue twisters

A big black bug bit a big black bear,
made the big black bear bleed blood.

A bitter biting bittern
Bit a better brother bittern,
And the bitter better bittern
Bit the bitter biter back.
And the bitter bittern, bitten,
By the better bitten bittern,
Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"

A bloke's back bike brake block broke.

A box of biscuits, a batch of mixed biscuits

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.
Said the flea, "Let us fly!"
Said the fly, "Let us flee!"
So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

A noisy noise annoys an oyster.

A pleasant place to place a plaice is a place
where a plaice is pleased to be placed.

A skunk sat on a stump
and thunk the stump thunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk
A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk,
but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

A tree toad loved a she-toad
Who lived up in a tree.
He was a two-toed tree toad
But a three-toed toad was she.
The two-toed tree toad tried to win
The three-toed she-toad's heart,
For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground
That the three-toed tree toad trod.
But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.
He couldn't please her whim.
From her tree toad bower
With her three-toed power
The she-toad vetoed him.

A Tudor who tooted a flute
tried to tutor two tooters to toot.
Said the two to their tutor,
"Is it harder to toot
or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

A twister of twists once twisted a twist.
and the twist that he twisted was a three twisted twist.
now in twisting this twist, if a twist should untwists,
would the twist that untwisted untwist the twists.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

Amidst the mists and coldest frosts,
with stoutest wrists and loudest boasts,
he thrusts his fist against the posts
and still insists he sees the ghosts.

At present you can't marry a peasant however pleasant the peasant may be.

Betty and Bob brought back blue balloons from the big bazaar.
Betty Botter had some butter,
"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.
If I bake this bitter butter,
it would make my batter bitter.
But a bit of better butter--
that would make my batter better."
So she bought a bit of butter,
better than her bitter butter,
and she baked it in her batter,
and the batter was not bitter.
So 'twas better Betty Botter
bought a bit of better butter.

Big Billy, who had a big belly was also a big bully.

Brad's big black bath brush broke.

Can you imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie?

Cheerful Charles chose cherry chocolates for Cheri.

Chop shops stock chops.

Cows graze in groves on grass which grows in grooves in groves.

Crisp crusts crackle crunchily.

Don't pamper damp scamp tramps that camp under ramp lamps.

Ed had edited it.

Fat frogs flying past fast.

Fred fed Ted bread, and Ted fed Fred bread.

Freshly fried fresh flesh.

Freshly-fried flying fish.

Friendly Frank flips fine flapjacks.

Girl gargoyle, guy gargoyle.

Give me the gift of a grip top sock:
a drip-drape, ship-shape, tip-top sock.

Give Mr. Snipa's wife's knife a swipe.

Give papa a cup of proper coffee in a copper coffee cup.

Good blood, bad blood.

Greek grapes.

Hi-Tech Traveling Tractor Trailor Truck Tracker

How many counts would a recount count
if a recount could count counts?
A recount would count all the counts that count,
but the recount may not count.

How many cuckoos could a good cook cook
if a cook could cook cuckoos.

How much caramel can a canny cannibal cram into a camel,
if a canny cannibal can cram caramel into a camel ?

If silly Sally will shilly-shally, shall silly Willy willy-nilly shilly-shally too?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck
if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

He would chuck, he would, as much as he could,
and chuck as much wood as a woodchuck would
if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.

I cannot bear to see a bear
Bear down upon a hare.
When bare of hair he strips the hare,
Right there I cry, "Forbear!"

I correctly recollect Rebecca MacGregor's reckoning.

I need not your needles, they're needless to me;
For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see;
But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,
I then should have need of your needles indeed.

I saw Esau kissing Kate. I saw Esau,
he saw me, and she saw I saw Esau.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit, and on the slitted sheet I sit.
I thought a thought.
But the thought I thought wasn't the thought
I thought I thought.

If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor
who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the
doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor
the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

If Stu chews shoes, should Stu
choose the shoes he chews?

If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,
It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock,
Or some stickler who is slicker
Will stick you of your liquor
If you fail to lock your liquor
With a lock!

Inchworms itching.

Irish wristwatch.

Is that a felt hat your wearing ,thats incredible

I've fealt some felt hats before but of all the felt hats I've ever fealt

Is this your sister's sixth zither, sir?

Just think, that sphinx has a sphincter that stinks!

Kris Kringle carefully crunched on candy canes.

Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

Lily ladles little Letty's lentil soup.

Listen to the local yokel yodel.

Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

Moose noshing much mush.

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

Mrs Hunt had a country cut front in the front of her country cut pettycoat

Mrs. Smith's Fish Sauce Shop.

My dame hath a lame tame crane,

My dame hath a crane that is lame.

Nine nice night nurses nursing nicely.

Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.

Of all the felt I ever felt,
I never felt a piece of felt
which felt as fine as that felt felt,
when first I felt that felt hat's felt.

Old oily Ollie oils old oily autos.

On mules we find two legs behind
and two we find before.
We stand behind before we find
what those behind be for.

Once upon a barren moor
There dwelt a bear, also a boar.
The bear could not bear the boar.
The boar thought the bear a bore.
At last the bear could bear no more
Of that boar that bored him on the moor,
And so one morn he bored the boar--
That boar will bore the bear no more.

One hedgehog hedged up the hedge,
whilst another hedge hog hedged down.

One smart fellow, he felt smart.
Two smart fellows, they felt smart.
Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.

One-One was a racehorse.
Two-Two was one, too.
When One-One won one race,
Two-Two won one, too.

Our Joe wants to know if your Joe will lend our Joe your Joe's banjo.
If your Joe won't lend our Joe your Joe's banjo,
our Joe won't lend your Joe our Joe's banjo when our Joe has a banjo!

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.
Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?
If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,
where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

Pick a partner and practice passing,
for if you pass proficiently,
perhaps you'll play professionally.

Plague-bearing prairie dogs.

Please pay promptly.

Preshrunk silk shirts

Pretty Kitty Creighton had a cotton batten cat.
The cotton batten cat was bitten by a rat.
The kitten that was bitten had a button for an eye,
And biting off the button made the cotton batten fly.

Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, yellow lorry.

Ruby Rugby's brother bought and brought her
back some rubber baby-buggy bumpers.

Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.

Sarah saw a shot-silk sash shop full of shot-silk sashes
as the sunshine shone on the side of the shot-silk sash shop.

Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet,
All she does is sits and shifts,
All she does is sits and shifts.

Say this sharply, say this sweetly,
Say this shortly, say this softly.
Say this sixteen times in succession.

Selfish shellfish.

She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

She sifted thistles through her thistle-sifter.

She stood on the balcony
inexplicably mimicking him hiccupping,
and amicably welcoming him home.

Shelter for six sick scenic sightseers.

Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.

Silly Sally swiftly shooed seven silly sheep.

The seven silly sheep Silly Sally shooed
shilly-shallied south.

These sheep shouldn't sleep in a shack;
sheep should sleep in a shed.

Six sharp smart sharks.

Six shimmering sharks sharply striking shins.

Six short slow shepherds.

Six slippery snails, slid slowly seaward.

Six sticky sucker sticks.

Six thick thistle sticks. Six thick thistles stick.

Six twin screwed steel steam cruisers.

Sly Sam slurps Sally's soup.

Strange strategic statistics.

Strict strong stringy Stephen Stretch
slickly snared six sickly silky snakes.

Success to the successful thistle-sifter!

Suddenly swerving, seven small swans
Swam silently southward,
Seeing six swift sailboats
Sailing sedately seaward.
Sure the ship's shipshape, sir.
Swan swam over the sea,
Swim, swan, swim!
Swan swam back again
Well swum, swan!

Thank the other three brothers of their father's mother's brother's side.

The blue bluebird blinks.

The boot black bought the black boot back.

The crow flew over the river
with a lump of raw liver.

The epitome of femininity.

The ochre ogre ogled the poker.

The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders.

The twain that in twining before in the twine,
As twines were intwisted he now doth untwine;
Twist the twain inter-twisting a twine more between,
He, twirling his twister, makes a twist of the twine.
The two-twenty-two train tore through the tunnel.

Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.

There was a young fisher named Fischer
Who fished for a fish in a fissure.
The fish with a grin,
Pulled the fisherman in;
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.

These thousand tricky tongue twisters
trip thrillingly off the tongue.

They both, though, have thirty-three thick thimbles to thaw.

They have left the thriftshop, and lost both their theatre tickets and the
volume of valuable licenses and coupons for free theatrical frills and thrills.

Thieves seize skis.

Three free throws.

Three gray geese in the green grass grazing.
Gray were the geese and green was the grass.

Three twigs twined tightly.

Tim, the thin twin tinsmith

Toy boat. Toy boat. Toy boat.

Tragedy strategy.

Truly rural.

Twelve twins twirled twelve twigs.

Two toads, totally tired.

Two Truckee truckers truculently truckling
to have truck to truck two trucks of truck.

Typing ten-times-tables takes more time than typing ten-times-two.

Unique New York.

Untwirling the twine that untwisteth between,
He twirls, with his twister, the two in a twine;
Then twice having twisted the twines of the twine,
He twitcheth the twice he had twined in twain.

Vincent vowed vengence very vehemently.

We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

What a shame such a shapely sash
should such shabby stitches show.

What time does the wristwatch strap shop shut?

When a twister a-twisting will twist him a twist,
For the twisting of his twist, he three twines doth intwist;
But if one of the twines of the twist do untwist,
The twine that untwisteth untwisteth the twist.

Whereat with blade,
with bloody, blameful blade,
he bravely broached his boiling bloody breast.

Which is the witch that wished the wicked wish ?
I don't know which witch is which.

Which witch wished which wicked wish?

Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

While we were walking, we were watching window washers
wash Washington's windows with warm washing water.
Who washed Washington's white woolen underwear
when Washington's washer woman went west?

You've no need to light a night-light
On a light night like tonight,
For a night-light's light's a slight light,
And tonight's a night that's light.
When a night's light, like tonight's light,
It is really not quite right
To light night-lights with their slight lights
On a light night like tonight.

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